There’s the old saying, “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a monkey a TV and you get her addicted to porn.” Or something like that…
According to Gawker, zookeepers at Spain’s Seville Zoo decided to put a TV in with their chimps to give them some “mental stimulation” (probably a dubious choice to begin with, being that we all know TVs aren’t the most mentally stimulating devices).
What happened next was, um, probably predictable…
“Within a few days, [a chimp named] Gina was not only using the remote control perfectly well, but…she also used [it] to choose the porn channel for entertainment, as many of us would have done,” [Pablo] Herreros wrote in his column for El Mundo.
So there you have it: chimps are even more like humans than you may have imagined.
Now it’s time for the real research: what’s she into? Guy on girl? Girl on girl? Or the always super kinky gorilla on chimp? Wait, is that even legal???
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