How NOT to cheat in exams

Sure, you came here to learn how to cheat in exams, but you also need to know how NOT to cheat in exams. Below are a few examples of what NOT to do

What kind of noob brings a mobile to an exam?

Captain obvious.
Well done, we’re sure noone will catch you. HAHAHA yeah, right. NOOB.

Pretty nice idea, but you’ll still get caught!

Cheat In Exams

Cheat with a scribbled pencil case

What you need:
- A pencil case that’s coloured, and NOT clear.
- A pen.
- Paper.
- A marker and colouring pencils.
Steps:
1.First off go and buy your pencil case. Make sure you don’t buy one of those expensive ones because you’re going to end up scribbling all over it, but there are a lot of cheap pencil cases.
2.Once you have got your pencil case get out your markers and colouring pencils.
3.Start scribbling all over your pencil case leaving on spot for it to put the information you need for the test. E.g. Below is a picture of a scribbled pencil case with a spot left.

4.Now once that is all done get a pen that blends in with your pencil case and then write your information on it. E.g. just like the below which I wrote a maths equation for the gradient formula.

Ask to go to the bathroom

Pretty simple. If you have an equation or a maths problem that is bugging the crap out of you, write it down on a piece of scrap paper, and have a calculator handy in your pocket. Now ask your teacher if you can go to the toilet, and in there, you can use your calculator to get the answer to your problem.

Indian Railways Site makes Rs10 Crore from Adsense Ads & CPM Ads

Indian Railways website at indianrail.gov.in offers everyone with Ticket Reservations and related services, like the PNR Enquiry, Train Calendar, Train Time Table etc which are very much useful for the millions of travellers all over India.

The company is said to be in huge profits in the past few years and there are many reasons for this which includes Couriers & Parcels, Earnings from shipping of Coal, Steel, Stones, Sugar, irctc Catering etc essential goods. The passenger section includes fares taken under Tatkal scheme and high fares in A/C First Class & A/C 2 Tier. Now here is one of the best part of making money which Railways is adopting right now.
According to different website traffic measurement services on an average the Indianrail.gov.in website receives Daily Pageviews of around 10,86,956 ie around a million page views all of the pages showing different advertisements like Google Adsense, CPM ads from admagnet, Popup Ads etc. The lowest the CPM Ad agencies pay for the advertisements is 0.10$ and on an average big branded websites achieve atleast 1$ CPM rate because of direct advertisers and targetted visitors with high budgets. Now this 1$ CPM rate would mean that the Indian Railways gets paid 1 USD for every 1000 page views, while the Pop-up Ads normally range from 2$-4$ for different networks. Lets move towards the calculations part.
Approx Daily Page Views : 10,00,000
Approx Monthly Page Views : 3,00,00,000
The website displays 2 CPM Ad banners & 1 Popup Ad while we did a quick check, which means that on every page load 3 times a ad is displayed.

3 * 3,00,00,000 * 1$[CPM] / 1000 = 90000$ / month *12 = Approx 10 Crore Rupees / Year
These calculations are calculated on the basis of 1$ average CPM but as mentioned earlier big websites get excellent offers from the advertisers who would be ready to pay higher rates just for displaying their advertisements. The only hope is that the webmasters of this website which regularly goes down because of database and other issues reports all the Income it makes from the Online advertisements to the officials because we are pretty sure that